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April 23 2017

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Video games are getting pretty realistic these days….

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In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

  • Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles
  • Travelling to find the “center of the universe”
  • Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

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mulchling:

really loving how ominous this is

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>teleports behind you
>"nothin parcel kid"
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In the “Idiocracy” universe, the most popular movie in America, and the winner of eight Academy Awards, including Best Picture, consists entirely of a man’s buttocks, passing gas intermittently for 90 minutes. Judge had made a 35-millimeter print of this movie-within-a-movie — just a few minutes of it — for a scene that takes place in a theater, and he wound up recruiting 250 of the “juvenile delinquents” to fill the seats. Judge figured he’d have to do a bit of directing to get the proper response from these extras — that context-free flatulence wouldn’t actually be that funny — but the kids surprised him. “They just start laughing,” he told me. “And they just keep laughing.”

He turned to his director of photography and wondered aloud why they were even bothering with “Idiocracy.” Couldn’t they just release this?

Mike Judge, the Bard of Suck - The New York Times
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youthetrevival:

yungbattosai:

youthetrevival:

You know how mad I’d be if this happened to me in real life?

You’d be dead?

Yeah, but, I’d be mad as hell about it.

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revereche:

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shitsuren-chama:

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what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

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This Illustration Is Filled With Secrets And It Gets More Creepy The More You Look At It

Grab your magnifying glasses and put your thinking hats on, because boy, do we have a mystery for you! Just hours ago, a drawing went viral online, which at first glance seems like a depiction of an ordinary diner in the 40s or 50s. But if you look closer, you’ll see that there’s nothing normal about this image whatsoever…

You’ve probably spotted the skull emerging from the coffee cup already, but that’s only the tip of it. If you focus further into the diner, you’ll see all kinds of crazy stuff happening all around. From mysterious tentacles to a blind person enjoying his morning newspaper.

What does it all mean? We have no idea, except that the illustrator behind it is Jeff Lee Johnson, who drew the image for “Fantasy Flight Games’ The Investigators of Arkham Horror, Tales of Adventure and Madness” rulebook.

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ohmychatnoir:

i-am-myself-this-is-me:

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vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

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pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

amsterdamn

Really though it was great 

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It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country

Same.

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Ba dum tss

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